Cops: Couple builds drive-thru window at mobile home to deal drugs

Florida strikes again!

William Parrish Jr. and McKenzee Dobb - Marion County Sheriff’s Office
William Parrish Jr. and McKenzee Dobb - Marion County Sheriff’s Office

These two Florida geniuses take the entrepreneurial spirit to a whole new level when they decided to build a drive-thru…for their drug dealing business.

Hey, it’s 2018. Why not sell some heroin and fentanyl out of your mobile home drive-thru for convenience?  What could possibly go wrong?

Via Fox News:

A Florida couple was arrested last week after they were caught allegedly selling drugs out of a drive-thru window they constructed out of the side of their mobile home.

William Parrish Jr. and McKenzee Dobbs of Ocala, Florida, were arrested on August 23 after investigators raided their mobile home following reports of four drug overdoses in the area, WFTV reported.

Ocala Police said the couple had turned a kitchen window into a drive-thru so customers would not have to constantly enter and exit their home, potentially drawing unwanted attention, WFTV reported. The house had signs directing people where to drive and indicated whether it was open or closed, police said.

“We were seeing some overdose incidents that were happening in this particular area, specifically at this particular location,” said Ocala Police Capt. Steven Cuppy. “There [were] some heroin sales that were going on there. Subsequently, through the investigation, we were able to determine that product was laced with fentanyl.”

While it’s difficult to figure how this seemingly flawless plan backfired on them, it looks like they might be looking at some free time in the future to ponder what exactly they went wrong.

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